You call the office of the University Counsel, and speak with a very pleasant paralegal. “So are you being sued?” she asks. When you inform her that, no, you think you are being called as a witness. She says “Oh, we don’t usually get involved in that. You’re in pediatrics? I think … yea. The Center for Miracles does a lot of testimony for child abuse. Why don’t you call them?”
Well, that wasn’t so bad. You pick up the phone again and: